Cleavage
Women wear low-cut dresses so men look. When they catch you, you're a pig. I know this isn't a new revelation. This is something that came across my mind while attending Y's company Christmas party.
It pretty much went as expected, with the exception of her winning an award and a free DVD recorder and a free room at the hotel. Woohoo! For most of the night, I stood around as an accessory to my woman as she met and talked with her colleagues. That's fine, I expected no more and no less. I tried to make my way to the open bar as much as possible yet not drink enough to act like an ass. It's a fine line...and for better or for worse, I didn't come anywhere near it.
In the course of the night, Y's boss came by to talk to us. They get along really well, so they were just chattin' it up. I'm standing around listening and chiming in accordingly, then I notice the low-cut dress she's wearing. It's pretty hard to miss. She wasn't shy about showing cleavage. As we're conversing, I felt like the most cross-eyed mother f-er in the whole hotel with one eye on her face and the other eye checking to make sure her boob didn't pop out the side. It's not like I was purposely checking out 40 year old breasts, they were just out there.
I know why women do it, or at least I think I do. They show skin so attractive men will notice them. When they see that, it boosts their self-esteem. If the guy who's doing the checkin' looks like Comic Book Guy, then it's all "Ew! Git away from me!" I think I'm a decent-looking well kept guy. Can I bury my face in your breasts now?
It pretty much went as expected, with the exception of her winning an award and a free DVD recorder and a free room at the hotel. Woohoo! For most of the night, I stood around as an accessory to my woman as she met and talked with her colleagues. That's fine, I expected no more and no less. I tried to make my way to the open bar as much as possible yet not drink enough to act like an ass. It's a fine line...and for better or for worse, I didn't come anywhere near it.
In the course of the night, Y's boss came by to talk to us. They get along really well, so they were just chattin' it up. I'm standing around listening and chiming in accordingly, then I notice the low-cut dress she's wearing. It's pretty hard to miss. She wasn't shy about showing cleavage. As we're conversing, I felt like the most cross-eyed mother f-er in the whole hotel with one eye on her face and the other eye checking to make sure her boob didn't pop out the side. It's not like I was purposely checking out 40 year old breasts, they were just out there.
I know why women do it, or at least I think I do. They show skin so attractive men will notice them. When they see that, it boosts their self-esteem. If the guy who's doing the checkin' looks like Comic Book Guy, then it's all "Ew! Git away from me!" I think I'm a decent-looking well kept guy. Can I bury my face in your breasts now?
posted by Steve at 8:48 AM
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